Democrats’ new mission: LGBTQMS-13 and performative politics
Easter Sunday brought us another rising. On MSNBC and other legacy media, a man who (just a week before they described as just “a Maryland man and father”) had a second coming. The “Maryland Man,” Kilmar Abrego Garcia, outed as an alleged wife beater, human smuggler, and MS-13 gangbanger, had a miracle that revolved around Easter. He rose from being just a “Maryland Man” to being “Due Process” man.
“Due Process!” cries arose from the Democrat Party of Obama, who ordered drones to kill an American citizen overseas?
It was quite an Easter. Joe Biden reappeared for a Chicago speech, so for those non-believers out there, his rising again should leave no doubt that there is life after death.
Trump campaigned on closing the borders and deporting bad illegals. He won, and he is doing what he promised. A politician who says what he is going to do and then has the audacity to do it, baffles Democrats.
This is what democracy looks like; this is what deporting bad guys here illegally involves. Garcia wore a cute plaid shirt to a hotel restaurant brunch to meet showboating U.S. Senator van Hollen (D-MD). Garcia looked like he had just come from Disney World and he got to meet Goofy.
Senator van Hollen flew to El Salvador for his date with Garcia in a taxpayer-funded, flamboyant stunt. When asked on TV, van Hollen (D-MS13) said he never asked Garcia (even with his tattoos) if he was, or is, a member of the MS-13 gang. To be fair, that is a question one should wait to ask until the second date.
MS-13 gangs traffic young girls and take their pick of the ones they want. They make billions tax-free selling drugs, and they own the local police and prosecutors. After two cherry drink cocktails, van Hollen was about ready to quit the Democrat Party and join the rival gang MS-13.
Even the liberal The Hill had a headline: “‘Maryland Man’ is the sort of thing that cost the media its credibility.”
Dems want to deport Elon Musk and Melania Trump and re-import El Salvadoran gang members back to U.S. neighborhoods. It sounds like, yet again, they have failed to really think things through. The fired Bud Light marketing chief must head their strategy team.
Dems support El Salvadoran thugs living in America who have been deemed deportable by Trump as terrorists. And Melania could not be deported anyway under Trump; he signed a very popular Executive Order not to deport any women who are nines or 10s.
Eights can apply for asylum under Trump’s HPV Visa “Dreamers” program, but he makes no promises.
The Dems have been trying to keep Joe Biden hidden. In Chicago, where Biden spoke in prepared remarks about his childhood, calling black children “colored kids,” evoked cringes. But, to be fair, changing it to “colored” was such a better word to use than what Biden called blacks in his first draft.
Biden must give paid speeches. The grift gig is up. Hunter Biden’s art sale prices have somehow plummeted. Joe Biden gets $315,000 per speech. The DNC should offer to pay him $400,000 not to speak.
It has been reported that the ever-Catholic Biden might be a sleeper candidate to become Pope. He hired Stacey Abrams to orchestrate a mail-in ballot campaign to the Vatican conclave for him. Fingers crossed. His first order of business would be that sniffing children’s hair is no longer a sin.
Donald Trump had the Easter spirit too. He found Jesus — and immediately had him deported.
With Senator Chris van Hollen’s stunt, followed by several House Democrats running to El Salvador to find cameras, it was a big week for lefties.
In other leftist showboating news, Trump brought back plastic straws. And Jeff Bezos’ space company, Blue Origins, shot a huge six-pack payload of wasted plastics and silicone into space for 10 minutes.
Sending celebs Katy Perry and Gayle King into space was, like the El Salvador trip, a huge PR miscalculation. Perry and King landed after the 10-minute ride and kissed the earth. If going into unfamiliar space for a few awkward minutes with no purpose or understanding of what you are doing there and ending with an unearned, awkward kiss, allows you to call yourself an astronaut, then I can call myself a gynecologist.
Ron Hart is a libertarian op-ed humorist, award-winning author, and a frequent guest on TV. He can be contacted at Ron@RonaldHart.com or @RonaldHart on X.
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